ONSLAUGHT (I) Lawless vs. Lordi (E1R)

[Co-Owner: JB]

ONSLAUGHT: EPISODE ONE
Featuring:
Steve Lawless vs. Lordi
Karnage vs. “Storm Force” John Victory w/h Bryan Stinberg as Guest Referee


The ONSLAUGHT theme song Shimmy by system of a Down plays through the arena, we see a quick shot of the fans then the action title rolls, the screen shows the ONSLAUGHT logo then flies away, the screen shows the inside of the arena, fans and standing waving at the camera, holding their signs in the air, and generally having a good time.

Nick Mondo: The NWPW Arena is packed tonight we have almost sold out for the first ever episode of NWPW’s ONSLAUGHT and expect nothing more than action tonight. I’m Nick Mondo alongside C-Dogg at ringside

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C-Dogg:Yeh I’m not so happy about that, sitting next to you. Jese get some deodorant or something. Yes it is gonna be an action packed night two matches on the card and hopefully a lot more action aside.[/b]

The speakers stop playing the ONLSAUGHT theme and the sound of “Getting Away with Murder” by Papa Roach plays throughout the arena. The crowd all rise to their feet and cheer. JB steps out of the curtain reaches inside his black jacket pocket and pull out his trademark black glasses and puts them on.

Nick Mondo:What a way to kick off the first show with the man behind the arena and the matches. The director of events a former 3 time KWL Champion, JB[/b]

C-Dogg:(coughing) KISSASS ! What sorry...forget the director of events, the man behind this is Winter Sanderson a real business man the director of authority.[/b]

By this time, JB has made his way into the ring and is holding a mic. The crowd murmur wondering what he is going to say.

:13:JB:13:
Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls I would like to welcome you to the first day of the new change in the world of wrestling. This is the very first show of ONSLAUGHT and I’m here to tell you a bit about what you can expect from this show. In the past I have watched companies try to offer something different and it turns out to be something similar and it really bores the fans. So here at ONSLAUGHT you will see the same things that you are used to seeing but you won’t just see one of them you will see them all in one place.

Tonight you will be treated to the clash of professional wrestling meeting the hardcore brash style, a preview if you will of the tournament to follow on the World Heavyweight Championship. I would like to take some time if I could to talk about the titles of this company. I’ll start with the most prestigious, the World Heavyweight Championship.

This championship belt is worth over £200,000 on its own a carries great value for the champion who wears it. The championship belt remains within this briefcase, with myself and will not leave this briefcase until there is a definite winner of the tournament. The tournament for the title will be a Round Robin Style tournament based on point scorings. The two highest scoring men will go through to the final; where one man will need to be strong enough, and have the will to collect his prize, proving himself a true champion for this company.

Next I would like to introduce you to a concept not explored in the world of professional wrestling. I would like to introduce you to the NWPW Hercules Championship, a championship with very unique properties, expect nothing but the best from the stars in the Hercules Division this division will feature the newest and most extreme stars of the business today. To prove their determination they will take part in some on the most gruelling matches ever known to man, the lowest standard of match expected from these men is a 2 out of 3 falls match. Expect every opportunity to be taken and every man for themselves. The Hercules Championship will remain in a lumber for now however expect it to make an appearance in the very near future.

Finally, the World Tag Team Championships which will also be decided in tournament later this year. Mark my words, no man in this company will work for nothing, but every man in this company will work for something. No one will be given anything just because of who they are. Or what they have done. I thank you and I hope you enjoy the show. Thank you.


He puts the mic down and leaves the ring, the shot switches to C-Dogg and Nick Mondo at ringside

C-Dogg: Next time we need a man to read what’s already on the website, please can you get someone with a decent voice and class to do it, like Sanderson. [/b]

Nick Mondo:Before we end up having to endure another round of kissing Sanderson’s ass I would like to remind our fans that the Round Robin Tournament begins next week. Four of the top contenders will take part to prove their worth to become the World Heavyweight Champion. Lets go to Matt Cottam in the ring for the first match of the evening.[/b]

C-Dogg:Sellout ! [/b]

Matt Cottam:
The following contest is your opening contest for the first ever show of ONSLAUGHT

”Enter Sandman” by Motorhead plays through the speakers, the lights dim making the arena pitch black, a single spotlight shines down from the ceiling to ring entrance. The ONSLAUGHT Vision shows a large clock, the hand of the clock moves round slowly as it zooms in. It finally reaches twelve there are three clangs of a bell and then there is a sudden explosion of purple and blue as Steve Lawless is slowly lowered down on a swastika to the ramp.

Matt Cottam:
Introducing first from Toronto Ontario in Canada he weighs in tonight at 285lbs he is the Cryptic Minister Steve Lawless

Steve walks down the ramp to murmured cheers and boos from the crowd as though they are undecided on whether to support or boo him. He reaches the steps and walks up them and climbs into the ring and stares at Matt Cottam with an evil glare. He turns around and begins to pace the ring slowly. The music fades away there is a slight pauses and then “Hard Rock Hallelujah” by Lordi plays across the hall, there are huge boos from the crowd as the camera pans to the ramp entrance. The stage is lit in a dark red as Lordi appears from behind the curtain, he spits the oil from his mouth onto the flaming torch he’s carrying creating a self made flamethrower. He throws the flaming torch to the floor, and raises a microphone held in his other hand to his mouth, the music slowly fades out.

LORDI
Foolish mortals who gather here tonight, I spit on your innocence. Your childlike wishes, your belief that everything will be okay in the end makes me sick, it makes me want to retch my guts out just to prove my sickness to your race.[/color]

Nick Mondo:Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to just say we don’t condone the actions of this man, though if we edit him we’re slightly afraid of what he might do. [/b]

LORDI
Tonight I have a plan, I will sacrifice one innocent soul to cleanse the rest of you, to show you that purity only leads to your denial and destruction. But that soil is not who I was booked to face tonight, however I’m sure that the Cryptic Minister would rather be a helping hand than a hindrance. Therefore I advise that you cease upon Mr Cottam, so that the sacrifice can begin. [/color]

As though following direct orders Steve Lawless moves behind Matt Cottam blocking his exit from the ring. Steve smiles at him for a while, then grabs him by the throat and throws Matt into the corner. Matt slumps into the bottom turnbuckle slightly unconscious. Lordi arrives at the ring and steps over the top rope, he pushes Steve slightly aside and picks up the limp body of Cottam by the hair, Steve grabs the other side of his hair and they both lift him into an upright position.


Nick Mondo:Someone stop this. [/b]

C-Dogg:First night on the job, and Cottam is gonna get what’s coming to him [/b]

Lordi and Steve now have Matt Cottam by the throat they lift him up into the air, a figure in blue and black slides into the ring and hammers into the back of Steve Lawless and then decks Lordi with a solid forearm smash to the face.

Nick Mondo:Its Pohatu, who joined the company about a week ago, not booked but by God doing the right thing. [/b]

C-Dogg:The right thing to do would have been to leave Lordi and Lawless to it and not get involved. [/b]

Pohatu delivers a series of right hands and forearm smashes to Lordi, he delivers a solid roundhouse to the left thigh of Lordi, who howls in pain. Pohatu steps back slightly and delivers a solid clothesline sending Lordi over the top. He turns around and gets met by a stiff kick from Steve Lawless. Steve grabs the head of Pohatu and places it between his legs, he hooks both arms but Pohatu with amazing leg strength manages to jump up almost set for a powerbomb and delivers a right forearm shiver to the face of Lawless who staggers back to the ropes. Pohatu lands on his feet and kicks Lawless in the thigh, he grabs the right arm of Lawless and Irish whips him to the other side of the ring, Lawless reverses and sends him to the ropes. Pohatu hits the ropes and falls down as Lordi grabs both of his legs. The crowd begins to boo ecstatically.

Nick Mondo:Seems the crowd have made up their mind then about Lawless. [/b]

C-Dogg:Lawless by name and Lawless by nature, and look Pohatu is about to get his reward for his innocence or as Lordi put it the destruction for his denial. [/b]

In the ring, Lordi and Lawless have picked up Pohatu against the ropes, after rubbing their hands into his face; they both grab hold of his arms and whip him harshly to the other side of the ring. Pohatu hits the ropes, Lawless and Lordi connect hands looking for a double clothesline, Pohatu ducks underneath but still heads to other side of the ring.

Nick Mondo:Dodged that bullet well [/b]

C-Dogg:Yeh but the gun is still loaded [/b]

Pohatu comes back to the centre of the ring where both Lordi and Lawless grab him by his legs looking to flapjack him. Pohatu again shows his leg strength and pulls back and hits them with a single leg dropkick to the face. All three men hit the mat hard, but seconds later Pohatu has kipped up and is on his feet ready to fight. Lordi is the first to rise to his feet; Pohatu runs and delivers a step up enzurgiri to the head of Lordi who staggers slightly. Pohatu doubles back, jumps spins and hits a corkscrew cyclone kick straight to the face of Lordi.

C-Dogg:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH ! [/b]

Nick Mondo:Pohatu is Electric ! [/b]

Lawless staggers to his feet and tries to clothesline Pohatu who ducks and hooks the arm picking Lawless with very little difficulty into a back suplex position. He begins to turn once…twice…the fans start counting.

Crowd
1……………….2…………..3…………………4……………….5…………..6…………..7………………8…………9

Pohatu enters the tenth revolution and spins Lawless into a sit out powerbomb. The crowd erupt with a standing ovation, Pohatu gets to his feet and climbs to the top of the nearest turnbuckle, he points at his chest and symbolises that he believes he deserves to be the World Heavyweight Champion. He jumps down and helps Matt Cottam to his feet before leaving the ring.

Nick Mondo:I tell you what, if you wanna put money on someone to become the first ever World Heavyweight Champion. I would look no further than that man right there. Pohatu is surely willing and ready for a fight, certainly going back to what JB said earlier a Hercules Division Champion but possibly World Heavyweight Championship material. He has just taken on a 6ft 7 monster and a 290 pound man, for a man his size and weight. Pound for pound, my money is on Pohatu, [/b]

C-Dogg:Showoff, [/b]

Nick Mondo:We’ll be back after this. [/b]

ADVERTISMENT FOR THE NEXT SHOWS OF ONSLAUGHT DOCUMENTING THE SUPERSTARS TAKING PART IN THE ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP


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